The Real Aruba Truth

A blog dedicated to the destruction of Aruba vacations, tourism, hotels, and attractions, resorts, and cruises to Aruba until Natalee Ann Holloway is found, alive or dead. Period. Aruba is a Third World rathole, not a safe, happy island. Aruba.com and The Official Tourism Website of Aruba LIES. The island is a haven for drug and human trafficking. Americans - your daughter might be next!

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Location: Texas, United States

31 years old, single w/ no kids. 1996 graduate of Texas A&M University with a degree in Recreation, Park, and Tourism Sciences. Currently working for a civil engineering firm specializing in municipal recreation facilities and master planning. Born-again Christian.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

New from Economic Ruin records

Get your, 'Natalee Holloway Investigation: When the Lies Crumble' soundtrack now at Economic Ruin records! This music CD is unique because it features already released songs presented in a new format: theme music for each of the people involved in this travesty of justice, selected to illustrate their role in this economic and diplomatic nightmare! Take a look at all the quality music featured on this two CD set:

Disc One-
Oduber and the MEP: Master of Puppets - Metallica
ALE: Sabotage - Beastie Boys
Joran van der Sloot: Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
(and who can forget these haunting words, written just for Joran it seems: no one knows what it's like to be hated, to be fated to telling only lies)
Paulus van der Sloot: Sympathy for the Devil - Rolling Stones
Anita van der Sloot: Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull
Deepak and Satish Kalpoe: Loser - Beck
Nadira Kalpoe Ramirez: Sweet Little Lies - Stevie Nicks
Joran's other friends (Koen, Freddy, Max, and Jaime): Creep - Radiohead
Lorenzo van der Sloot van Rijn: Mr. Brownstone - Guns 'n' Roses
Karin Janssen: Cold as Ice- Foriegner
Gerold Dompig: I Pagliacci (the Sad Clown) - Leoncavallo
Michael Posner: Gangster Walk - Three Six Mafia


Disc Two-
Steve Cohen: Same Old Song and Dance - Aerosmith
Dennis Jacobs: Money Talks - AC/DC
Arlene Schiffer: Maneater - Hall and Oates
ATA and AHATA: Its No Good - Depeche Mode
(Don't say you want me, don't say you need me, don't say you love me...it's understood. Don't say you're happy out there without me. I know you can't be, 'cause it's no good) Makes a lot of sense if sang from American tourists to the ATA / AHATA, doesn't it?
Steve Croes: Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) - AC/DC
Jossy Mansur: Madman Across the Water - Elton John
Beth Twitty and Dave Holloway: Onward, Christian Soldiers - as performed by Jars of Clay
Natalee Holloway: Natalee's Song - Erica Harvey
The Americans: Whiskey for My Men, Beer for my Horses - Willie Nelson and Toby Keith
(Justice is the one thing you should always find; you got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line)
Joe Mammana: Total Revenge - Say Anything
The Aruban People: This One's Gonna Hurt You (for a Long Time) - Travis Tritt
The FBI: Bring Da Pain - Method Man
The Kingdom of the Netherlands: Ship of Fools - Robert Plant

Buy yours today and don't forget that Aruba is the most expensive tourist destination in the Caribbean, paisanos!

7 Comments:

Blogger Dan in Tx said...

Louis S-
So Arubans and Dutch can create rude, fake posters that slander Natalee and Beth (see the Feb 1 Bon Dia front page) and yet I cannot do the same kind of thing right back? Where does this double standard come from? Get this through your thick heads: anything that Aruba does is fair game to be thrown right back in their faces!

And for the record, I don't hate Aruba- I have heard nothing but good things about the Aruban people and their sympathy, assistance, and
kindness toward Beth, Dave, and all the searchers that went with them. But these same people who said NOTHING bad about the Aruban people said NOTHING at all good about the government and the ALE. Do I hate Aruba? no. Do I hate the Oduber administration, the MEP, and their ALE lapdogs for protecting the last three people KNOWN to be with Natalee? Yes, I do! Do I hate them for prolonging this family's suffering for eight months and counting, all the while lying, making false promises, slandering the victim and her family, and making all sorts of excuses? Oh yes.

Get it straight- and since you seem to have the Lord's ear, ask Him to please tell me if he's so unhappy with me.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Dan in Tx said...

Please go proselytize somewhere else, with the understanding that yes your future posts will be deleted. This is not a 'I am holier than thou' website.

And what kind of a so-called Christian uses the term, 'Bible thumper' as a insult to other Christians? Isn't that like a black person calling another black person the N-word without softening the 'r'?

11:45 AM  
Blogger Dan in Tx said...

Walter- nononoooo I cannot make copies of these songs even for a charity! That is a huge violation of U.S. copyright laws and if I did this the FBI would skin me and throw me UNDER the jail!

Yes, I did have fun putting this post together... I personally like Joran's theme song, Anita's theme song, and Dompig's theme song. Those just kind of fell into place, really.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan,

Sorry, I didn't mean to put you on the FBI blacklist, but I mean, check with the record companies if they are willing to part with the songs for this project, without you having to pay royalties, so you can sell the cd's for a good cause like TES.

Walter in Aruba

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How 'bout 'like a virgin' for you, Dan-O??

2:11 PM  
Blogger Dan in Tx said...

Good one!

I bet you were awake all night thinking that one up.

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Blue: American's are not targets. We will fight back. People steal women and children and murder them because they are cowards. They sure don't want to steal the men for slaves to be used as domestics or sex slaves. Those Aruban Pimps procure the helpless. I hope when they are prosecute (all of the consipiators) they will get a 300 pound man lover for a cell mate.

6:38 PM  

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